It has come to my attention (though various parties) that the post before this is wayyy too silly, and it might give people a bad impression of me. For this I am sorry, and will refrain from all silliness written herein. The post has been removed, and will never see the light of php again. I shall do several things to rectify the situation, of which:
1) I will start to spell words the British way.
2) I will use bigger and bigger words – the more syllables, the better! Even if I have to start using a thesaurus.
3) I will attempt to get more sleep, so that I am not prone to being silly.
4) I will only refer to classic literature, when speaking of other written work.
In all fairness, it was a silly post, but I think that, in a state of half wakefulness, it was necessary to keep my sanity (or whatever was left of it).