The “Who the heck do you think you are?” Blogger Quiz

Frank J. has asked his blogging readers to identify ourselves, so the liberals can send the paddy-wagon to pick us up. I weighed the pros and cons, and figure I could use an excuse to get out of class early.

1. Who the heck do you think you are?

Me?

Yes, you.

Ah, well. No one in particular. I tend to think of myself as a normal person living in a crazy world. Particularly painful is my view of reality, and how it tends to fall out of alignment with everybody’s expectations.

2. So, other than blogging, what’s your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumba**?

I work at a graphic design company. It’s actually part of a University, but still, it’s a great job. Sort of like how Frank always talks about sarahk, I *could* always talk about my job, how much it rocks, and the cool people there. But I won’t. I will tell you I do a mix of computer support (OS X), graphic design, framing, and signage work.

3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?

Yes! See my links to the side.

4. Do you even read newspapers?

Yes, sort of. I read the Michigan Review, the only independent and well thought out paper at U-M. Though I don’t always agree with their articles, at least they discuss important issues.

5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?

Yes. I also listen to Rush Limbaugh propaganda, Sean Hannity propaganda, and NPR propaganda if I’m forced to listen to it. If I’m able to, I listen to Art Bell on Coast to Coast AM for kicks.

6. I bet you’re some moron talk radio listener too, huh?

Oops! I also am psychic.

7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?

Since I try to avoid political issues, no. If they wanted to, I’d be all for it. Let’s talk ($$$, ahem) people.

8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?

I don’t really have any blogger friends, depressing, huh?

9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?

I do own a passport! [Is this question so the lefties can ship us out of the country? – ed]

10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?

Yeah, if you count Canada as another country. Oh, and Yugoslavia. Plus I saw Australia on TV.

11. If you’re so keen on the war, why haven’t you signed up, chickenhawk?

. . .

12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face?

No, hopefully never.

13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?

There was the dead raccoon I walked by for over four weeks.

14. Once again, who the heck do you think you are?!

What?